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Upon receiving a $670 million investment from the Tata Tea Company, Glaceau founder Darius Bikoff referred to his longstanding group of independent
beverage distributors as… |
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a. “the Glaceau network”
b. “the Verizon network”
c. “the Teamsters”
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| 2. |
Upon being bought by the Coca-Cola
Co., Inc. for more than $4 billion,
Glaceau products… |
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a. Will no longer be allowed to be distributed
by many members of the “Glaceau network,” resulting in numerous lawsuits being filed against the company
b. Were re-branded “Fruitopia”
c. Had their labels printed on dollar bills
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| 3. |
This fall, a Rockstar Energy Drink brand ambassador was dismissed after… |
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a. he failed to speak encouragingly of
RockStar 21, even as it was being pulled from shelves
b. he hired a trade show booth model
weighing in excess of 104 lbs.
c. he drove his official Rockstar truck
under too low a bridge on the Long
Island Expressway
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| 4. |
Recently deceased Gatorade Inventor Dr. J. Robert Cade, while perfecting his product,
once drank: |
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a. Gator blood
b. Okefenokee Swamp Water
c. Urine
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| 5. |
Recent reports about miracle ingredient açai revealed… |
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a. Facial applications can cure freckles
b. Some of the native Brazilians who have long used it as a dietary staple can no
longer afford it
c. It tastes a lot like cranberry juice
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| 6. |
Beer makers are facing financial
turbulence due to… |
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a. a hops shortage
b. the planned release of the “Sex in the City” movie, which will drive everyone
back to the Cosmopolitan
c. the revelation that there will not be a Led Zeppelin tour this year
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| 7. |
Coca-Cola CEO Neville Isdell recently: |
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a. Announced he was stepping aside for President Muhtar Kent
b. Revealed he is, indeed, a reader of
this magazine
c. Laughed evilly when told he was being sued by “The Glaceau Network.”
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| 8. |
Which of these companies did not file for bankruptcy this year? |
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a. Bravo
b. LeNature’s
c. Universal
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| 9. |
Anheuser-Busch has introduced a “Chelada” made with Budweiser or Bud Light and Clamato. According to Budweiser
marketing executives, Clamato has a “little _____ of clam in every sip.” |
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a. piece
b. dash
c. odor
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| 10. |
Which of these is not a beverage? |
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a. G2
b. C2
c. U2
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| 11. |
Which of these is not a Monster Energy-owned brand? |
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a. Monster Energy BFC
b. Java Monster Big Black
c. Subtle Monster Inoffensive
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| 12. |
More than a year after being purchased by PepsiCo, Izze is now… |
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a. A slightly larger brand than it was before being purchased by PepsiCo
b. Just another four letter word, like SoBe
c. Very, very quiet
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